vaguely hungover

Today I had the double indignity of being slightly hungover and working on a beautiful Sunday , so to alleviate my blues, I decided to buy a new computer.

A cumulative scale from 1-10 of hangovers.

1. Difficulty getting out of bed.
2. Tired and thirsty in addition to above.
3. Ineffectiveness of caffeine units such as coffee in addition to all of the above..
4. Intense desire for fatty foods, particularly bacon and anything fried in butter in addition to all of the above.
5. Headache and irritability in addition to all of the above.
6. Throwing up in addition to all of the above occurring before or after number 3.
7. Inability to communicate normally in addition to all of the above.
8. Extreme misanthropic sentiments in addition to all of the above.
9. Desire to kill others in addition to all of the above.
10. Desire to kill self in addition to all of the above.

Today it’s a 5.

Simon and myself, friendly staff.