Well known fact – American coffee is UGH. Lesser known fact –  American tea is mysteriously but equally UGH. What’s up with that?

An enormous tin can of Chock full’o Nuts is doing its job of keeping me lucid through the ‘zombie hour’ (right about now- 1200 GMT New York  = 0200 GMT+10 Sydney) but, let it be known, it is thoroughly disgusting.