- This ship has sailed.
- Forget about us, you need to fix yourself!
- We can’t go on like this.
- I know that you don’t love me anymore.
- I take back everything I said, please delete my emails (Facebook message).
- This is just no fun.
- I’ve got therapy but there’s no cure for being a deadset arsehole.
- NEVER CALL ME AGAIN. (SMS)
- I hope the memory of her wonderfulness keeps you warm at night.
- Stay the F**K away from me! (SMS)
- I wish you the best.
- We have fundamentally different values.
- But my mum really likes you! (IM)
- You’re okay for a dumper (Google chat).
- Since you haven’t called or returned any of my emails, I don’t think you have the requisite amount of affection to want to be with me (email).
- It’s been nice knowing you (with handshake).
- It feels bad now, but you’ll feel better tomorrow.
- I’m not in love with someone else. I’m not in love with you.
- Is this because I don’t have a job?
- You deserve to be happy.
- Can I get my stuff please?
- I can’t give you what you need.
- There’s someone out there for you.
- But I love you!
What are some of your favourites?