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Oh Yeah.

I just had some fried-up “No. 36 BBQ Pork and Rice” leftover from yesterday’s Broadway-Shopping-Mall-Food-Court lunch.

Whilst starving and waiting for the doctor to see me this morning, (my fault – guess who thought her appointment was at 9am and it was- “… what? Scheduled for 6.30pm? I got sent a reminder? You called me on Friday?”) I went to the nearest Coles and bought all my favourite Sick Foods.

  • tinned spaghetti (with cheese on toast!)
  • tinned chicken soup (although I’ve been eating the same thing at work)
  • packet noodle soup (the trick is to fill the mug at three quarters boiling water and the rest with regular tap water so you can slurp it up instantaneously)
  • miso soup with soba noodles and tofu
  • porridge with copious amount of honey (it’s good for the throat)
  • custard rice
  • rice pudding
  • (all other variants of mushy rice e.g. congee, sloppy risotto)
  • and not technically a meal comestible but accounting for at least half my caloric intake currently is – throat lozenges

Sick Foods* are delicious in that super-processed, high-sodium, instant gratification way that is at least some comfort when you no longer have an appetite for coffee or wine.

*Sick Foods are not to be mistaken with Comfort Foods, which is a food-group that contains actually unprocessed, tasty meals like roasts, baked potatoes and home-made soups without MSG. Sick Foods are only consumed concomitantly with the side-effects of illness, namely; loss of appetite, impaired olfaction and dubious gustatory function.