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    Cecelia

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    IMPORTED RUBBER STATUES

    Gentlemen:

    On the front of this card there are displayed, in full colors, our new…

    IMPORTED STATUES — unbreakable

    made of rubber, with wooden base.

    Available subjects in 8” size:
    Lady of Grace
    Sacred Heart of Jesus
    Infant of Prague
    St. Joseph the Provider
    St. Jude
    St. Anthony

    Number 20 individually cellophane wrapped and boxed.
    Price $1.25 each

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    Available subjects in 12” size:
    Lady of Grace
    St. Joseph the Provider

    Number 30 individually cellophane wrapped and boxed.
    Price $2.50 each

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    Please note that these Statues are UNBREAKABLE.

    Did we mention that they don’t break?

    Sweet rubber Jesus! I should have packed one of these for Rio. May also serve as a sex toy, prophylactic or just an all-purpose deus ex machina for any strange situations I encounter…