You get a cloud
Shrek the New Zealand sheep was discovered unshorn in 2004 after hiding out in a cave for six years. That’s some dedication to avoiding being snipped.
Via @ThatRlyHappened
Shrek became briefly world famous – so briefly we don’t remember it happening
Unfortunately he passed away in 2011, having lived with fame, and presumably more than one trip to the baarber. We guess, being a sheep, he wouldn’t have been paid directly for his appearances.
Talk about being fleeced.
Warm shanks.