Last night, at approximately 000 hours a loud explosion was heard coming from an apartment building in the suburb of Darlinghurst. At the scene, pieces of green glass and plastic shrapnel were found throughout one of the residences. Thankfully, none of the occupants were harmed, although one is being treated
for shock. A bottle of a potently gaseous kombucha is suspected to be the cause of the powerful explosion, that propelled pieces of glass as far as the upstairs rooms. The perpetrator of this random act of senseless violence and property destruction, is purported to have been fast asleep throughout the ordeal and consequent clean-up effort. On questioning, the morning after, the suspect cited that she had discovered the recipe and ingredients online, and had followed an instructional video on YouTube on how to make the deadly device. The mother scoby remains active and at large.
